Learn to Park, Bitch!

So I’m sitting there in my parked car on the side of the road with an empty parallel park space in front of me.  A white BMW pulls up, almost positive it was a Chinese woman, proceeds to do her thing and attempt to get into the space.  As I take a look at the car, I knew this was going to get ugly.  The side of the car was filled with scruffs here and there.  Then there was the rear bumper, which was hanging 2 inches off the car on one side.  She begins to back in and is getting awfully close to me.  Closer, closer, and BAM, she hits me.  I get out to check for damage and she carries on doing her shuffle back and forth.  I get back into the car and watch for literally 10 minutes as this lady almost hits me for the second time.  She was about 5 feet from the curb and was getting no where.

Seeing that I was in an older car and her bumper had a rubber moulding, I wasn’t too upset about it, as it was a mere love tap.  All I expected was an apology at the least.  Anyways, she was driving a white 01-03 BMW 323i with the license plate number 891KPF in Vancouver, BC.  Just giving you kind folks a heads up and stay the f*ck away from her.  As for the lady driver, may I suggest you upgrade to a Lexus LS with the Advanced Parking Guidance System.